Kitchen Fucking! Sex in the Kitchen is Hot Lunch!

It is common knowledge that most chefs are male. The usual explanation for this is that women can’t deal with the high-pressure, testosterone fueled environment. That may be true. I do all the cooking in my house and my wife deals with the cleaning. I would like to see a hot chick being a chef for a change. In a bit of a role reversal, I would take her firmly and suddenly from behind and give her a nice facial finish!

For the record, on a related note, it is also common knowledge that women do like to stick vegetables in their pussies. Not just in porn or the jokes about the lady buying cucumbers.